加州尚未建成其高铁，因为该州要求提交13万页环境报告，提出荒谬的要求，例如：

• 一个一个地数大黄蜂• 重建木鼠的棍棒小屋• 雇佣专门训练的狗来嗅蜥蜴粪便

California hasn't built its bullet train because the state has required 130,000 pages of environmental reports, making absurd demands like:

• counting bumblebees one by one• rebuilding woodrat stick huts• hiring specialized dogs to sniff lizard scat