仗打完了谁是赢家
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我真的懵了，一场架打完，按理说总得有输有赢吧？结果你看看，伊朗在全国庆祝，以色列在那儿说自己赢麻了，就连美国都跟着喊“赢了！”这到底是怎么回事？难道这年头打仗流行“三赢”？
这事儿真是让人跌破眼镜！三方都觉得自己赢了，那是不是说明压根儿就没打疼？照这么看，以后这种“皆大欢喜”的仗，是不是可以多来几场？真是奇了怪了，仗都打完了，谁输谁赢反而成了全世界的未解之谜。
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