那我来帮你用更有梗、讽刺又搞笑的方式中英双语重写这段话： Blows my mind that this sub has focused on hating OO and Niang for 2 months straight when this dude has been an absolute basketball terrorist
我是真的裂开了，这论坛两个月都在疯狂喷OO和Niang，结果这哥们才是彻头彻尾的篮球恐怖分子啊！ Worse fake defender than Dejounte Murray ever was
他的防守比Murray还要装，典型“我在，但其实我不在”的存在。 Worst dribble package I have EVER seen
他那运球动作组合简直像是2K里调成最低分的自建角色，惨不忍睹。 Worse reaction speeds than Deandre Hunter
反应速度慢得像是家里WiFi断了，还要缓冲三秒。 Worse on-ball decision-making than Clint. Why does he ALWAYS have to size up the defender like he’s actually going to blow by them? MAKE QUICK DECISIONS PLEASE
决策能力比Clint还要糟，他每次拿球都要摆个造型，好像下一秒能突破似的，结果就是——嗯……球还在原地。拜托快点做决定好吗？！ His stats absolutely do not show just how damaging he is on a second-by-second basis
数据根本救不了他，只有亲眼看过的人才知道他每一秒都在对我们球队造成精神打击。
